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Post by Alien-Child on Mar 15, 2012 23:31:54 GMT -5
@heyho@ "Sonic the Hedgehog," The robot growled, patting his weapon, "I've got an axe ta grind with ya. Hyuk-yuk-yuk!" The robot laughed, "Get it? Because I have an axe! That's why its funny. Hyuk-yuk-yuk!" The robot laughed, the noticed Sally, "Hey, who's the little Acorn-Lover?"
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 15, 2012 23:33:00 GMT -5
"Someone who like to say something about your sense of humour..." He said, dryly. "Tell him..."
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Post by AnT on Mar 15, 2012 23:41:34 GMT -5
"....what do you mean by Acorn-Lover?!" she growled, blushing, actually kind of getting it, with Sonic carrying her, bridal style, but... "And please....puns are so redundant."
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Post by Alien-Child on Mar 16, 2012 7:44:58 GMT -5
@heyho@ PP:3 LP:8 MP:10
"Look here little Sprout, Puns are what made this here country HILARIOUS! Without it, well... we'd be a naked tree in winter. Sides, what do you think is funny, Yo-Mamma jokes?"
BEEP! BEEP!
Hey-Ho looks at the watch on his arm.
"Break time is over, time ta get to work." Hey-Ho swings his axe on a stalk of wood, and threw a piece of lumber at the two. [dice=10] Sonic [dice=10] Sally[rand=713243696372956626271006884053349036906659603129291422723326832]
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 16, 2012 11:35:07 GMT -5
[dice=16][dice=16] He avoided the wood blocks... for both him and Sally. He sighed. "OK... here's the deal, Sal. You throw the insults, I'll throw out the attacks..." He tapped the red gem... (FLOOM!!!) ...and was surrounded by his Flame Shield before shooting at the robot... [dice=13][rand=60971415920424814221459021559041604577102238589504192366496504685]
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Post by AnT on Mar 16, 2012 12:20:52 GMT -5
"Gee, I'm not very good with that....um..." Looking up, "Hey, why are you here? Smoky the Bear chased you out of jurdistiction?"
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Post by Alien-Child on Mar 16, 2012 14:47:19 GMT -5
@heyho@ "Smokey the-Hyuk-yuk-yuk!" The robot laughed in the air, "That's a good on-"
POW!
That moment, Sonic's blow whirled the robot in the air till it gain control again. "HEY, that's was uncool, bro! I was thinking of taking you for some root beer after we leave this place...Get it? Hyuk-yuk-yuk! Yeah, but seriously.... You're dead wood not. TIMBER!" The robot began chopping down a giant tree trunk down in Sonic.
Timber: +6 MP, with a large trunk, Hey-Ho can chop it down every 2 turns.
[dice=16] Sonic[rand=29028776986524467833813268225642413559567648917409649831359274685]
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 16, 2012 14:51:15 GMT -5
[dice=13] He avoided the attack, groaning. "...at long last, Robotnik has a machine that can finally kill me... with bad, bad puns... ugh..." I dunno which is worse Ed and Shadow cheating or bad-pun bot..."I might as well join in... dude..." He jumped with his Flame Shield bursting him forward. "You're fired..." [dice=13][rand=789973993915164892823147801173140090450429984555446064802920558192]
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Post by AnT on Mar 16, 2012 16:45:45 GMT -5
"Ugh! Sonic, that was in such bad taste. Please don't join him."
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Post by Alien-Child on Mar 16, 2012 16:50:53 GMT -5
@heyho@ "Fired? Oh, I get it! You know, you guys are good at-And Hey-Ho was knocked back, a large dent in his body. "Hey, Sonic that's not safe! You can burn down this entire forest, you should know that... being a Hedgehog! Uh, am I right? Hyuk-yuk-yuk!" Slashing his axe, he slashed stalks of wood at Sonic. [dice=10][dice=10][dice=10][rand=33309364784508944638574718032032381345998286269631853964645415545]
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 16, 2012 16:55:41 GMT -5
"You want me to stop...?" He asked Sally... [dice=13][dice=13][dice=13] ...as he avoided the blocks. "Just tell me where his mouth is so I can shut it up!!" And he used his powerful, fire move... [dice=13][rand=5886417042213372177306990336595148810686044036503018657251128565644]
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Post by AnT on Mar 16, 2012 17:34:12 GMT -5
Bringing out a hologram of its data, "Voice receptors are from his head."
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Post by Alien-Child on Mar 16, 2012 17:49:05 GMT -5
@heyho@ "You may chop me down, but another will just grow in my place-"
BOOM!
Sonic smashed through Hey-Ho, pieces of metal scattered around.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 16, 2012 17:59:54 GMT -5
"Looks like he's fallen to pieces..." He said, running off. "It'll take a while for him to pull himself together... blah, blah, blah..."
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Post by AnT on Mar 16, 2012 18:27:52 GMT -5
"I'm glad you didn't use sunglasses..." she sighed.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 16, 2012 18:34:37 GMT -5
"............why would I need sunglasses for?" He asked.
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Post by AnT on Mar 16, 2012 19:14:32 GMT -5
"Oh, it's from a detective show with the main character always starting an episode with a pun and sunglasses. At least when he does it, it's neat."
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 16, 2012 19:18:44 GMT -5
"................r iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight......" He shrugged as he kept on running. "Better than that bot anyway..."
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Post by AnT on Mar 16, 2012 22:02:00 GMT -5
"Hey don't look at me, Rotor likes that show." she quickly dismissed.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 16, 2012 22:04:10 GMT -5
"What's it called? The Sunglasses-Pun Man?" He gussed.
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Post by Alien-Child on Mar 17, 2012 17:04:28 GMT -5
@heyho@ Suddenly, a certain metal head hopped on Sonic's noggin, "Dude, leavine the Pun-ishments to the professionals, you are just hurting yourself! Hyuk-Yuk-Yuk-Yuk!!"
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Post by AnT on Mar 17, 2012 17:07:39 GMT -5
And Sally slapped the robot head off him with a large paper fan.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Mar 17, 2012 17:11:49 GMT -5
And he came to a halt, placing Sally on the ground, looking at her dryly. "...where did you say his voice is again...?"
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Post by AnT on Mar 17, 2012 17:14:29 GMT -5
"The head..." she said with a equally dry look.
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Post by Alien-Child on Mar 17, 2012 17:14:54 GMT -5
@heyho@ "THIS IS WHERE I TAKE MY LEAF HYUK-YUK-YUK!" The robot laughed as when he was knocked into the sky, he became a twinkle.
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