Sonic The Hedgehog VS Jason Voorhees

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Alright, basically I'm not done and only have a couple chapters done. This is a PARODY so do not take it seriously. Basically this is a parody of what would happen if the blue blur and the slasher of Friday the 13th fought to the death. Enjoy!

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Chapter 1: The Deal
Dr. Robotnik was on another rampage, trying to take over a new city, only this time he chose a quite town in the United States. Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles had put an end to his rampage causing a lot of damage in the city. A police car came and took the three of them to see the Sheriff because of the huge impecible destruction caused on the city by the fighting. They walked into his office.

Dr. Robotnik The Sheriff: "So... what's all this I hear about you causing destruction in the city?!"

Sonic: "Wait a minute... let me get this straight?! You? Eggman? You're the sheriff?"

Dr. Robotnik The Sheriff: "That's not the point!!! I wanna know why an ice cream stores has two broken windows!!!"

Sonic: "Well... I kinda smashed outta one chasing you, and as soon as the Police showed up you threw a rock at the other one and ran away giggling..."

Dr. Robotnik The Sheriff: "Exactly. Now listen... I'm gonna make you a deal... Look at this Photo:"



Dr. Robotnik The Sheriff: I need this camp to re-open. The camp keeps getting shut down and I need you and your little friends to make it alive again so that I can make it this:"



Tails: "Why exactly was the camp closed?"

Dr. Robotnik The Sheriff: "Well apparently they say a man named Jason Voorhees lives up at the camp and will kill anyone who enters. This is what happens when people let legends get out of hand. Now I want you all to fancy the place up and stay overnight. By morning I want the place in tip-top shape. Or else you're all going to jail."

Knuckles: "Anything for you Sheriff! You can always count on us!"

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Chapter 2: The invitation
So Sonic, Tails and Knuckles went to Camp Crystal Lake to start cleaning up. Tails went off to a dock looking at his reflection in the water. Suddenly he saw his reflection get its head chopped off by a Machete and a man wearing a hockey mask showed up in the reflection. He gasped and started running to Sonic to tell him what happened. He bumped into Sonic.

Tails: "Sonic... umm..."

Sonic: "Ah... Tails! Just in time. I want you to e-mail everyone on your laptop and tell them to come over and help! We can't let the Sheriff down."

Tails sent an e-mail to all their friends telling them to come down to Camp Crystal Lake and help. Knuckles was busy burning any trash, and Sonic was sweeping. Later Tails and Knuckles went for a swim.

Knuckles: "Come on Sonic! Just jump in! It'll be fine!"

Tails: "Yeah Sonic don't be such a wimp just get in"

Sonic: "Umm... no thank you... I've got nothing to wear... Maybe I should've brought shorts..."

Knuckles: "Just come in naked! Nobody's looking."

Sonic: "Well okay..."

Sonic started to remove his gloves when he heared someone walking. It was Amy. Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles all ran up and saw her there with Cream, Shadow, Rouge, Omega, Espio, and Metal Sonic.

Sonic: "WHOA! Wait a minute! This is everybody who wants to help?"

Espio: "Well I'm sure Vector would've helped. But unfortunately he didn't get his e-mails because he can't find the Computer room."

Amy: "This is great though! We all get to work together, re-build have some fun, that's what teamwo...."

Omega: "WE GET IT. SHUT THE HECK UP."

Metal Sonic: "Now now... Omega you silly goose, there's no reason to be so mean. Amy was just giving another wonderful friendship speech."

Shadow: "Yes Omega... Remember what Rouge and I have taught you about other peoples feelings? Just because you're scrap metal and have no feelings and you don't matter, does not give you the right to hurt others."

Rouge: "That's right! Now let's all get to work!"

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Chapter 3: We're all working together
Everyone was working so hard. Preparing for the Sheriff. They all couldn't wait to see the look on his face the next day. Tails was polishing some brand new windows and placing them where the old ones were shattered on the cabins when he smelled something awful. He followed the smell until he finally reached a closet. He opened it and found Silvers rotting corpse laying in there with a knife through his throat. Tails ran out to warn the others.

Tails: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GUYS!!!! SILVER'S DEAD BODY IS IN A CLOSET IN ONE OF THE CABINS!!!!"

Everybody ran inside. Sonic looked at Silvers dead body lying there rotting.

Cream: "Mr. Sonic... that poor man... did he deserve this?"

Sonic: "It doesn't matter..."

Cream: "What are you saying Mr. Sonic? Why not?"

Sonic: "He was non cannon. This never actually happened. His dead body isn't really there. And we can't smell his rotting corpse. So let's all get back to work."

Silver started to un-canonically bleed.

Knuckles: "Damn. That there look pretty real to me nigga. But you right brotha! No way that $h*t fo real! (Damn Sonic 360)"

Eveybody started walking away laughing and making fun of Tails.

Metal Sonic: "Geez... I can't believe him.... thinking all that actually happened. If Sega found out Tails actually noticed Silver he'd get the BAN HAMMER so badly."

Rouge: "The poor kid... he's only 9.... just introduced to the Sonic The Hedgehog series... never heared of a Sega Genesis, loves playing Secret Rings, and thinks Silver is cannon and the second coolest thing to happen since Shadow's "debut" in the sic cool awesome game Shadow The Hedgehog (Sarcasm)"

Shadow: "Hmm... typical.... poor next gen Sonic noobs..."