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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 20:59:46 GMT -5
"So... this is the hub of Nega's theme park, huh...?" He asked as he walked along with Tails... looking around at the area... "Man... he must have been loaded!" He added.
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 21:18:04 GMT -5
BGM: Tropical Resort Map Theme"...I'll say." Tails nodded. "And it looks... really nice. No matter what he's got planned, at least Nega made the park a marvel to look at." While they were admiring the sights, the faint sound of speakers revved up around them. "Welcome to Tropical Resort, your one-stop center and gateway to our multiple attractions! We've got everything you need here; restaurants, tours, and gift shops! So by all means, feel free to stop by!""...huh. They've got shopping here, too?" Tails hummed. "That's one way to get people riled up..." "...oh, and please refrain from throwing coins, trash and small children in the reflecting pools. Cleaning those things isn't easy, you know."Again, he blinked, but for different reasons this time. "...that's... a... different way?" he uttered.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 21:27:52 GMT -5
He scratched his chin. "I'm pretty sure he's making it up... he just like to hear the sound of his own voice..."
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 21:43:54 GMT -5
...the part about shopping, or the part about cleaning reflecting pools because someome threw a child in there? Tails thought, as he glanced to the side... Ignore Sonic running through the stage; it was the best Earth-shot from Tropical Resort I could find...and just looked at the massive planet down below them. "...wow... this view's amazing." he uttered. "And if nothing else, at least looking at that's completely free."
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 21:45:37 GMT -5
"Yeah... it's pretty sweet..." He said with a smile... ...then, patted Tails on the shoulder. "OK, little buddy! Let's go and grab a couple of shovels and start digging up Nega's hidden world-domination plans!"
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 21:53:51 GMT -5
"...right. Maybe we can get some cheap ones over at the gift shop?" Tails said with a joking laugh, before he turned around... ...only to see a robot hovering past them; looking fairly busy. "...hm." "Please do not disturb and/or tease any robots you encounter in the park. They're sensitive, are hard at work on security protocols and health standards, require expensive maintenance, and are in no way plotting some inane hidden world-domination plan. I mean, come on. That's just silly. Why would you even think that?""...well..." Tails hummed, as he rubbed his hands together. "...I don't approve of violating rules, but... I think we should ask that robot a few questions."
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 21:57:08 GMT -5
"Sure..." (ZIP!!!) "Excuse me..." He said, standing in front of the cube robot. "Can we ask you a few questions...?"
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 22:01:17 GMT -5
" Huh?" the square robot blinked, as he looked at the hedgehog. "We don't mean to disturb you, but we're curious about a few things." " ...well, howdy sure!" the robot laughed. " Why, it'd be a darn shame if Ah didn't answer sum' questions from the sonic hedgehog 'imself! So, pardners, how can Ah help ya out?" "...for starters, why do you have a cowboy accent?" " Cowboy whut-now?" "...never mind; next question."
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 22:02:33 GMT -5
"We're curious about these planets..." He said, jerking his thumb at the candy-like planet. "Are they real...?"
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 22:07:06 GMT -5
" Sure! Every single one of 'em's 100% authentic, or my head ain't a triangle!" "...your head's a cube." Tails pointed out. " ...oh. Right. Well, you catch mah drift." he shrugged. "...but... how did the manufacturer of this park get the planets this close?" " Oh; Ah'm afraid Ah can't talk about that; confidential top-brass business and the like. Really very hush-hush, if ya'll catch mah drift."
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 22:12:04 GMT -5
"Why's that?" He asked. "I mean, it's not like your boss has a secret plan, does he?"
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 22:17:56 GMT -5
" Nah, pardner; not at all. Ah mean, didn't ya'll hear the PA just now? That's just silly, thinkin' there's a secret plan goin on..." he pointed out. ...that's not really reassuring. Tails thought. " Well, will that be all, pardner? he inquired. " Y'see, Ah got this varmint problem t' take care of, so Ah should go on and git." And he began floating away.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 22:19:12 GMT -5
"Varmint problem, huh...?" He mused, rubbing his chin. "What sort of varmint problem...?"
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 22:23:02 GMT -5
" Just some varmints runnin' loose! Ya'll don't need t' worry, so go on an' have fun, pardners!" And with that cheerful wave, he was gone. "...curious fellow..." Tails remarked, before he rubbed his chin. "...but we didn't exactly learn anything helpful, apart from the fact that the planets actually are planets..."
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 22:26:52 GMT -5
"Yeah... and somehow, Nega brought them here..." He said, crossing his arms. "Now, we just gotta figure out the next question... why and what?" He glanced at Tails. " Why did Nega brought them here for and for what reason?"
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 22:31:31 GMT -5
"...well, the visible reason is obvious; to create an unique experience that no one has ever seen the likes of; dazzling those who paid to get in here..." Tails began, as he closed his eyes. "...however, as I said, that's the visible reason. The real reason, if I'm not mistaken, must be... some manner of distracting the everyday crowd? But if that's the reason, why go through all this effort? To what end is he diverting everyone's attention away from?"
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 22:34:28 GMT -5
He rolled his eyes. "In that case, why not build extra stuff like he did here? Instead, he brought five strange planets near ours! This guy has got some hidden plan with those things and we're going to bring it out to light!" He pointed in the direction of where the robot went. "In any case... our only lead is what that robot is going after..."
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 22:36:57 GMT -5
"...right; the "vermin problem", as he put it..." Tails hummed, as he glanced in that direction as well. "I have to wonder; what amusement park has employees trying to flush out critters and the like on opening day?" Then, he began heading that way as well. "We might find something out if we follow him..."
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 22:39:14 GMT -5
"Got that right... unless Nega was somehow expecting us or mice somehow stowaway to get here... then..." He shrugged as they walked in the direction.
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 23:00:31 GMT -5
As they walked, however, they found no sign of the square robot, or any other vermin; just people who were enjoying the resort, with little to no problems whatsoever. The only thing that would permeate the air were the varying PAs, including... "Please feel free to leave all valuables in your rentable park vehicle during your stay here at Nega's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, as they will be perfectly safe! In no way will roaming bands of robots break into your vehicle. Really! I promise."And... "The unfiltered starlight from the lovely constellations above you is full of deadly radiation! Help yourself to our complimentary SPF 3000 Starblock! And by "complimentary", I mean "quite expensive."Along with... "Please feel free to fill out a brief survey after your visit! Your opinion matters to us! Unless you didn't have fun; then we don't care."Not to forget... "We here at Nega's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park consider ourselves the universe's first fully-green amusement park! Although the green is from all the nausea and vomiting, but still; green is green!"And lastly... "Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk? Your car has been broken into. Repeat: Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk? Your car has been broken in-! Wait a minute, WHAT THE F-?!" *abrupt cut-off*
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 23:08:37 GMT -5
"Out of 5, how much do you trust this park...?" He asked dryly.
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 23:14:50 GMT -5
"...two fifths." Tails remarked even dryer. "Technically only one out of five, but I added an extra one for Nega's own vehicle apparently being robbed." With a small sigh, Tails sat down on a nearby bench. "Ugh, I'm parched... and hungry, too... guess the banquet at Blaze's didn't work too well..." Then, he glanced at Sonic. "...as much as I don't want to dwindle... maybe we should take a short break?"
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 23:19:10 GMT -5
He placed his hands behind his head. "OK... if you want to..."
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 28, 2011 23:22:29 GMT -5
"...alright." Tails hummed, before he glanced on the other side of the street... ...where a spherical robot was minding a hot dog stand. "...well... that's convenient." Tails remarked.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Dec 28, 2011 23:26:31 GMT -5
(ZIP!!!) "Excuse me... got any chili dogs?" He asked.
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